do seagulls have seagoals
this one does
i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.
money can be exchanged for goods and services
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
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What is the context for this. lol
Time got frozen all over the world, so they had to fix the alarmclock that ruled the entire universe by replacing the battery, but it got stuck inside a police officer’s balled fist so they tore his arm off and replaced it with a matsuibou, however it backfired and turned into a super electric matsuibou rx, so they replaced his arm again with that of a wanted terrorist’s, who then fired a matsui cyclone, which in turn was about to hit the lady on the image, so they froze time again and cut the accompanying sound effect in pieces, which somehow grew an ego and tried to stop the rocket punch from landing, but it failed causing her to lose her memory, so she married him because he was kind to her.
when you’re taking a shit at your spanish friend’s 3rd birthday party and you have to check your email
everyone has that “thing” about them that people talk about when you’re not there.
WHAT IS MINE
it’s kind of ridiculous that we have to work our asses off for 13 years in school just to work our asses off for another 2-8+ years in college just to work our asses off in a job that we probably don’t even like, when we were born on this earth without a choice and i for one certainly didn’t sign up for that
this is seriously all i fucking think about
then we all die. The end.
(Source: wheelsupinthirty, via gawdwangit)
I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and
Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u
So i tried it both ways and uh
i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?
this made me laugh really hard….
and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed
but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated
So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE!
Its not science unless you write it down so
Well done, i guess…
I fucked up
I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY
I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!
It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.
Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.
Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.
but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.
and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.
It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!
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Lana Del Rey songs make me feel sad and nostalgic about things that haven’t happened to me
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I’M LITERALLY A PIECE OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH PEOPLE ONLINE OKAY I STILL KNOW YOU EXIST AND I STILL LOVE YOU I JUST AM A PIECE OF SHIT OKAY